I'm just gonna be an asshole and do them all on my own, how's that sound? Am I enough of a dick yet? I'll just sit here, Listen to Madhatter's AFS all day doing everyone's theme that I skip while you people waste time on stupid things like "employement" or "meaningful relationships". I might even do them all twice! Just try and stop me, I'm totally taking over this blog!
If you've ever played The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, You'll remember the tingle turner.
What a useless item that is!
While it allowed for two player game play, it was mostly use for two player-being -a-total-DICK. A typical conversation using the tingle turner:
-"Stop using all my coins!" -"Well, I got to do something, I'm kinda bored..." -"Just, Stick to me, hit R." -"Okay...." -"Alright." -"I'm bored again, I'll go exploring. What's the button to release myself of of you? 'a'?" -"DON'T PRESS A, THAT'S THE-- bomb. Well, there you go, you just blew me off a cliff." -"Is it 'b'?" T.V.-"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" -"No that's the 'annoy me' button. That's it, screw the tingle turner!"
It wasn't even coded right! If you use the B button while link opened a chest, the game would freeze. What a dumb idea...
I don't know man, with this exorbitantly active life I lead, I don't Think I'll have time to pick up the slack. Look at me! I've been locked up here for so long there's a beehive in my abdominals! I've got Bee Abs!